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Eulogy for a Teenage Wasteland
I wanna be the boy to warm your mother's <3
Created on 2004-04-22 12:50:23 (#2917254), last updated 2006-06-15
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Basic Info| Name: | P to the K-oh |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-27 |
| Location: | Orlando, Florida, United States |
BioI was born in Mont piler, France in 1902 and lived a simple peasants life until i was recruited into the US BLACK OPS secret ninja training program and shipped to Tennessee in 1807. Trained in the art of Illegal Nina Moves from the government with an array of cyborg abilities installed after the tragic loss of the third limb after The war in Viet Nam, i could probably fight and kill anyone on the planet; i fought a ninja who got his rear-end handed to him on a platter garnished with a beautiful arrangement of fruit. I was a young lad of 17 when i finished my training and was assigned to the UCF area as a Treadstone assasin codename: Badass. with honorary degrees in every engineering, math, physics, and women, i am persuing an interpersonal communications degree so i can further talk my way out of what i can't already. plans after college include Emanuelle School of Religion in Johnson City, Tennessee.
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clogging, giant explosions, giant pink robots, half japanese girls, mountains, rattlesnakes, redheads, spine piercings, the tetragramaton, trendy french intellectuals, ucf, unkempt marmosets
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